I don't think brook has ever known best
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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