No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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