nut hugger
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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