Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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