i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
