My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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