I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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