even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
