Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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