ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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