Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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