Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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