i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
