How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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