She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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