i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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