ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
