I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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