thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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