why do cheetos always look like penises
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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