yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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