the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize