Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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