Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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