The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
im about as happy as oj after his trial
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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