You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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