And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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