is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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