For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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