I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
