Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
