Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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