I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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