I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I will die if light touches me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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