sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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