Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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