Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
