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(908): View more from New Jersey

We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks

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(905): View more from Toronto

FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.

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(469): View more from Texas

Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.

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(845): View more from New York

he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.

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(443): View more from Maryland

yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism

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(541): View more from Oregon

I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person

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(615): View more from Tennessee

tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?

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