no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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