But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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