p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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