Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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