Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Do plants get herpes?
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