I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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