If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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