forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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