she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I supernannyed him into submission
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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