I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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