I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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