Too much gin, very little bucket
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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