I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
