Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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